Noobs Are Coming

YOU ARE THE FINAL BOSS.

• Arena roguelike inspired by Brotato and The Binding of Isaac where you are the Final Boss • Pick your Dungeon Boss from a huge, unique roster • Quick and Addictive Runs (<30 minutes) • Forge your own Build: Equip Boss Patterns, summon Minions, physics-based Chain Spikeballs, kickable Wrecking Balls (play soccer with your Minions or co-op players), guns, grow Plant Minions with your Watering Can or a Cloud Spell, turn enemies into Sheep or Golden Statues (or both?), mine Ore, deploy Turrets • Wild Theorycrafting & Emergent Gameplay: Discover unique synergies • Break the Game: Push your Amount or Size stats to absurd levels and watch the screen explode in chaos! Use the Cheater Item to stack unique items multiple times • Play as a Giant Worm Boss, Spider Queen, Seductive Succubus and more • Wave-Based Carnage: Survive increasingly intense raids of Noobs • Level Up and Shop: Collect souls to level up and buy powerful upgrades • Unlock tons of content and challenges • Cute and Badass artstyle, Banger OST • Parody RPG Universe, meta humor and funny cutscenes • (Twitch Streamer Mode: noobs takes usernames and messages from chat) • Singleplayer and multiplayer • 4 players Local Co-op (+ Steam Remote Play Together)

NOOBS ARE COMING! Show them who's the boss