Clown Meat

Clown Meat is a Precision Platformer with an emphasis on speedrunning and replayability. Tumble through a butchered world where humanity is barely a memory on your naïve journey to cheer up the monolithic clown that came from the Depths of Jupiter.

You're a Bio-Clown, an animal that's very species is clown. Take advantage of this comical anatomy to invert your flesh and roll as a honking and squirming meatball. Roll down blood soaked slopes, jump off walls, sizzle and burn in trash fires and learn what it means to be Clown Meat.

The world is gasping it's final breath, meet all kinds of humans unwillingly smeared in clown makeup. Bring a smile to the withered and wretched faces of humanity. Meet other bio-clowns, speak to creatures of whispering hands, converse with juggernauts of nasal tentacles, you never know who your audience might be.

Unlock all sorts of alternative playable characters! From familiar faces to the strange and bizarre. Guest featuring: The Binding of Isaac, ?????? from ??????? ?????, Nowak from Brutal Orchestra + many more!

Let's take this show on the Road:

Explore 40+ highly replayable levels! From the crumbling remains of Seattle draped in carnival lights to the burning ocean of trash that Vancouver has become, and all of the horrible scalding deserts of industry and waste in-between. Explore places you never thought possible, and find a reason to laugh, even in the darkest corners of existence.